Look at him. Really look. Sure, he’s smiling, but he’s dead inside. Maybe he’s seen too much. All that carnage, all that war, and now he sits across from you. Living a lie, pretending his past is behind him. You’re never going to beat him at this game. He understands all too well that war is hell. Even if it’s just little plastic castles war. He doesn’t ask for your pity, and none is given. But don’t expect any pity to be given to you. This handsome, uniformed stranger has you exactly where he wants you.
No one in Robot Johnson made this venn diagram. It was published by Maxim Magazine in January this year. But I loves me a venn diagram, and chances are you haven’t seen this.
This weekend we had a sell-out audience, which was awesome. It’s getting to be a regular event and we’re really enjoying the CAST Theatre. A few days prior, we had a fantastic show in Greenville. Heck, they actually got an encore out of us. I mean, it’s not like we’re a band. Except Meghan and Dave. They pretty much just need a tamborine player and some groupies and they can go on tour.
So, driving back from G-ville with Quay and I found out that he’d seen the infamous “And Knowing Is Half The Battle” GI Joe public service announcements of the 1980’s, but he’d never seen the Transformers ones. Let’s fix that problem.
The lessons you can learn from this:
Running away from home is all about being a jerk
Don’t steal cars, they may murder you
Wear reflectors when riding a bicycle like a dick.
The add speaks for itself. “Why fight oral hygiene – enjoy it!” Man. What a wonderful age. Everybody smoked and wore hats and had steak for breakfast. Simply glorious.
Of course, everybody dropped dead at the age 50 and hated minorities, so I guess there’s a bit of a trade off.
I don’t watch reality television. At all. The one exception is the show “Hoarders.” I’ll watch the show, and then thoroughly clean my house afterwards. There was a woman who had 2 different dead cats in her house. One guy had lost a loaded gun. One lady didn’t have a working toilet for years. Yeah. If you haven’t seen the show, it’s pretty great. You learn that some people have actual mental problems, and some folks are just “dirty.” The episodes that focus on dirty, lazy people are the best.
Now let’s smash cut to my love of pandas. Pandas are the horders of the animal kingdom. So I put 2×2 together, and came up with the fake, phony baloney trend of panda hording. Here’s some more photos. Enjoy.
